“I’m not gonna lie to you Mary. I am. I am on drugs. The drug that is the Spirit of Christmas and the Holidays. And in this day and age, with our computers and our apps and our smartphones, I think it’s more important than ever that we all get as high as we can on cheer. Just really fucked up on brotherhood and good will toward men. If I had one wish; I’d wish that the whole world was tripping face on joy and harmony like me. Maybe then we could set aside our differences and come together as one people, finally. Wouldn’t that be nice?”